With that, I hearby declare that the 2004 Dating Season is at an end, as is the 2005 season. Contest Alpha John is hearby DQ'ed for both years and forefits any national rankings.
With that, ladies and gentleman, please join me in welcoming the official (albeit late) opening of the Alpha John's 2006 Dating Season.
Perhaps I should start with my new friend:

2 comments:
Congrats on the official start! However, I question the third date stance, though. Not a very aggressive beginning to dating season. But I guess you might be trying to emphasize the 'dating' part. As I recall, that usually works better anyway. You can always kick into overdrive and move to first date if the going gets tough and the selection becomes thin.
I think you should ask yourself this before really starting in Dating Season '06: You really need all your pants today?
No pants usually makes for a BIG season, let me tell you. ~J
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