Especially when they fall running on Friday evening, spraining their ankle and tearing their knee up. I spent the weekend in bed, and took yesterday off to run errands and catch up on some bullshit.
I guess I can go out tonight and tell bitches I got capped, get me some hard Fairfax street cred.
Or not.
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oh...do i feel your pain. at least you were running and not walking across a driveway in flip flops. more dignity in the former and definitely none in the latter.
In moments like this I think its always appropriate to insist to inquirers that you were having incredible sex with 2 women and something went very wrong (but not at your expense or because of your own action). Excuses like that are A-OK. Trust me. Sorry you're hurtin! Love you, J
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