Joey: Are you going to tell him about Debra?
Chris: [...] I hadn't decided yet.
Joey: [...]
Somewhere in the 2000-2002 timeframe, my cousin Chris was engaged to a lovely woman named Debra. For various reasons, Debra and Chris broke off their engagement and went their separate ways. One of those reasons was not, however, the fact that I made out with her in front of him six times on my 22nd birthday:
Well Chris has a best friend Aaron who just got divorced from his wife Debbie. Can you see where this is going...?
Debra and Debbie packed up their UHaul (on the first date) and moved to the island of Lesbos.
I am the lesbian super collider. I just am.
2 comments:
you know what....the lesbian super collider never worked for me. i think bi girls muck it all up.
How to put this......
You're a bit like the "Lesbian Big Bang" dear. By the time you got to me, extropy had already sent your Lilith Fair ions far beyond even my influences.
Another millenia and my super collider will pull you back into orbit.
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