The Curse of the Gold Stratus Part III

Which of the following best describes your 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX?

(a) Rear-ended by a woman of the cloth to the sum of $7300.00
(b) Was in the shop for over 40 days being repaired from rear-end accident
(c) Rear defroster has not worked since car was returned
(d) Trunk now leaks like a sieve
(e) All of the above

::sigh::