When Google News said "George looked 'out of it'", I was hoping that the Washington Times had finally caught on to the fakeness of our Cyborg-Muppet President.
Sadly, the news is much gayer than that.
George Michael, of "men's room entrapment" fame (because neither his time in Wham! nor his rendition of "Last Christmas" merit celebrity status), was arrested this weekend after being found slumped over in the driver's seat of his Range Rover. It's possible all the pot and GHB he was found with had something to do with that, but I'm more concerned about them finding porn and sex toys in his trunk:
Police allegedly found a collection of pornographic material such as sex toys and masks in the boot of the singer's Range Rover, the Sun reported.
Michael has previously admitted to smoking cannabis to overcome depression and as a source of inspiration for his music.
Brother, in case you haven't heard your catalog, I don't think there is enough pot in South America to lift your spirits...that dog shit career of yours is un-fuckwithable.
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