How to be Emo

Emo: The New Goth
Goth: The New Grunge
Grunge: The New Punk
Punk: The New Metal-Head
Metal-Head: The New Hippie
Hippie: The New Sock-Hopper
Sock-Hopper: The New Flapper
Flapper: The New {however the previous generation pissed their parents off}