Two BOYS for every SAG...

Trevin and I started a discussion about Dustin Diamond's sex tape, but about 15 lines into the IM it de-evolved into (what else?) a discussion about SAGs.

theAlphaJohn: i see sags almost everywhere i look trevin
Trevin: me too
theAlphaJohn: "hi boy" sings in my head sometimes
Trevin: i actually had a sagging related question the other day - almost called you
Trevin: just came to me
theAlphaJohn: lol
theAlphaJohn: what?
Trevin: if a sag traps a boy...
Trevin: but that boy later becomes a horriboy or some other abomination
Trevin: is that sag stuck with this boy, or...can she trade in this boy for a "new boy"
theAlphaJohn: well...the boystore has a strict 30 day "no questions asked" return policy
Trevin: ah...but what if it's like a car
theAlphaJohn: but after 30 days, a sag must unload defective boys on the secondary market, like BOYSLIST
Trevin: lol
theAlphaJohn: or a black market sale to an unlicensed SAG
Trevin: ah!
theAlphaJohn: because really, to an unlicensed sag, Horriboy is better than no boy at all
Trevin: so...there IS a place for unlicensed and/or defective sags to acquire boys
theAlphaJohn: indeed