Thursday, January 18, 2007

Please add "glory hole" to our marketing material



With last week's suicide here on campus, I was sick of blogging about Mason by the time Thursday rolled around. I decided to wait until last week's Police Blotter was posted this week so I could properly immortalize Thursday's fantastic act of faggotry:



2007-000370 / Destruction or Property. Joseph Christopher Mcardle, 44 y/o w/m, from Springfield, Va. was arrested and charged with being "Drunk In Public" and "Destruction of Property" after being found drilling holes in bathroom stall divider. A secured bond was set for $500.00. (36/Gannon).


Sadly, his breath only smelled like alcohol before he was removed from the building. I was in Kirsten's office last week when Brian told her this, and she was surprised that Brian and I weren't more shocked. Brian, unfortunately, has walked in on people in our men's rooms, while I've just read the writing on the walls. Kirsten decided to seek a higher power, and called her gay friend Ron (since Wikipedia doesn't have a good entry on glory holes yet):

Kirsten: i just got off the phone with ron...
Kirsten: he said the hole (the one's in the bathroom) are called glory holes...
Kirsten: lmao
theAlphaJohn: lol
Kirsten: no kidding... i was laughing so hard when i was telling him...
Kirsten: he said do you know what thats called? i said no... he said glory holes...
Kirsten: and then he described exactly how they are used...
theAlphaJohn: gross
Kirsten: that is too funny...
Kirsten: i called tom and told him ... and he knew exactly what they were for too...
Kirsten: lmao
Kirsten: i asked [my husband] and he too new exactly what they were for...
Kirsten: i asked barbara if she heard the news and what the guy was doing and she had no idea ... so i had to explain it to her...lmao ... now that is too funny
Kirsten: i had her laughing her ass off...
Kirsten: kathy knew exactly what it was for...
theAlphaJohn: lol
Kirsten: jingxiao and i both thought it was for looking into the girls room
theAlphaJohn: i love that you took a glory hole survey among your peers
theAlphaJohn: did you check with charlie too?
Kirsten: i had to... i was too funny not to...
Kirsten: brian had to explain it to me...
Kirsten: glory hole...that is just over the top...


Strange, drunk men drilling holes in our stall walls. Put a tent over this circus.

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