During the celebrity DUI binge of 2007, Tori Amos improvised a song at one of her concerts called "I'm Not Stupid":
Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?
If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know
Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things
Many, many, many naughty things
But I would have had a DRIVER!
‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no
I’m not stupid, no
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)
But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things
They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!
Apparently, Ms. Spears inspired her to improvise another commentary at a concert this past Tuesday in Australia:
Listen Here
Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love,
This is what is looks like
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
Well, maybe you’re a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Disney, yes
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down
Yesterday, I began a media blackout on all this Paris/Lindsey/Britney. I've decided that The Three Whores of the Apocolypse are wasting all my time.
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