Bill O'Reilly powerless to fight in the war on Christmas

A post from Wonkette shows us that we godless commie scum are winning the war on Christmas.

Goal for 2006: end daylight savings time
Goal for 2007: replace the Gregorian Calendar
Goal for 2008: successfully institute the metric system in the US

I took "replacing paper money with coins in the US" off my list because someone else figured out a way to make that work finally.