Some schlubs have all the fun

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jen (aka tank): i just sent out my evite
jen (aka tank): I hate NYE
jen (aka tank): it is so annoying
jen (aka tank): people are too high maintenance
theAlphaJohn: lol
theAlphaJohn: if i come to your party, can we make out?
jen (aka tank): sure
theAlphaJohn: that's hot
jen (aka tank): I may even let you see my birth control again
theAlphaJohn: stop or i'll get wood
jen (aka tank): you are a freak
theAlphaJohn: every minute of the day my dear

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