Maybe We Should All Just Stop Eating Sprouts
27 minutes ago
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.
Which cards can you use on Amazon.com? We accept the following cards as payment for your orders:
* Visa (including the Amazon.com Visa Card)
* Discover Network
* American Express
* Diner's Club (U.S. billing addresses only)
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AMEX 1% - $4.78
AMEX 5% - $118.90
Total - $123.68
Shell $0.05 - $19.77
Shell $0.02 - $9.13
Total - $28.90
Caveats: 1) per-gallon discount is immediate, AMEX rewards is annual. 2) Rewards is likely overstated; as gas was expensive, my rewards were equally inflated 3) I would have to always go to a Shell to get these rewards, with my AMEX I can butter any gas station's bread as I see fit 4) Since I backed into the consumption numbers using the national average for that week, who the hell knows.