Tuesday, June 07, 2005

The Joy of Home Ownership

Can I go back to renting now?

Jason was so proud of me, I went into Sears to buy a chainsaw:

Sears Dude> Can I help you?
The Alpha John> I need a gas chainsaw
SD> Do you know what size you need?
TAJ> I'll take the big boy

12 hours later and I'm once again tree free. Fuck you nature.