Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Can I go back to renting now?
Jason was so proud of me, I went into Sears to buy a chainsaw:
Sears Dude> Can I help you?
The Alpha John> I need a gas chainsaw
SD> Do you know what size you need?
TAJ> I'll take the big boy
12 hours later and I'm once again tree free. Fuck you nature.