Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Mystery of Socks

I have no problem wearing cotton socks.

Wool socks, though my feet usually sweat more than cotton, don't get nasty or stink.

Nylon socks make my feet sweat a little, but they smell like the monkey cage at the zoo.



Anonymous said...

Oh socks. Do kitties where socks?

the Alpha John said...

Only if they really want to. They have to be careful though...sometimes people tell them it's socks, but really it's a bag of rocks. Only after getting tossed in the river do they realize that one big sock would look silly on four paws.