Friday, October 21, 2005

More Resignation Letter Consulting

Justin got a job offer from Booze-Allen, so he's leaving Feld. I offered my assistance as a professional resignation letter consultant:

Working here has been fun --
well, it was for a while
but this place is a shithole
and you're in denial

I'm sick of the process,
and chain of command
the whining about projects
your templates be damned

You said you'd end chaos
you only brought more
hired a Pirate named Patty
promoted Matt, who's a whore

But I'll not call you Steve
since everything's four
so have a nice life
cause I'm out the door.

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