Monday, October 24, 2005

Retard Day

what fun, what joy
i'm filled with glee
my favorite day
is finally upon me

the birds with sing
the crowds will cheer
that retard day
is finally here

when masses and hordes
of retards arrive
to the gmu campus
in the short bus they ride

with their dim little smile
and drool on their chin
they push on their carts
with that big, toothy grin

a few minutes ago
and this is no tale
i saw two of them fighting
and one's cart derail

they fought and they yelled
and played all their cards
hoping to come out
the alpha retard

though it makes me sad
to wait i will stay
and prepare myself for
another fun retard day

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