Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Tucker Carlson's Celebrity Dance Dance Revolution
Joey emailed me this morning with the breaking news that Tucker Carlson will appear in this season's "Dancing with the Stars". I am blissfully ignorant enough not to know who he is and what this show is all about, but having read the crap below the fold I find myself enlightened (read: bored).
My immediate reaction was to change the show's format: celebrities and professional dancers pair off to compete against each other using Dance Dance Revolution, a music video game produced by Konomi.
Who would watch this show? Anime loving Asian fan-boys who live in San Fransciso. They make up exactly 0% of Tucker Carlson's demographic, which is why he needs to get up on and dance!