Army ROTC

theAlphaJohn: there is some sort of mating dance going on outside my office
theAlphaJohn: rotc jarhead meets skanky blonde
theAlphaJohn: i'm telling his DI that he's hugged and smooched his honey 18 times
theAlphaJohn: shameful
Will: 50 pushups
Will: now
theAlphaJohn: dude their workout is so sad
theAlphaJohn: remember the first 15 mins of every gym class? situps and pushups and something eise stupid?
theAlphaJohn: that is what rotc does every morning
theAlphaJohn: do you realize that we were 1 more year of gym class away from govt issued weapons?