Tuesday, March 06, 2007

How Many Frequent Flier Miles Does That Upgrade Cost?

From Consumerist via WCCO:
An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

And all this time, my preferred airline has been British Air. While this particular perk doesn't appeal to me, if I were an infertile couple looking to get pregnant, this seems like an inexpensive and hassle-free way to acquire some Grade-D sperm; kid will at least grow up to be a baggage handler.

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