Three suns align, pour forth his might
and fill the archer's might
The arrows turn, the swords rebel
May nothing pierce this mortal shell
Sheath these feet in the driving gail
make swift these legs, o'ver land I sail
And then the McDonald's Menu Song?
Big Mac, McDLT
Some Quarter Pounders with some cheese
Filet O Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
McNuggets, tasty golden fries, regular or larger size
A salad, chef or garden, or a Chicken Salad Oriental
Big, Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, hot-hotcakes and sausage
baby biscuit bacon egg and cheese a sausage danish, hash browns too
and for desset, hot apple pies, a sundae (three varieties)
a soft serve cone, three kinds of shakes, a chocolaty chip cookie
and to drink a coca-cola, diet coke, and orange, sprite too
and coffee, decafe too, a lowfat milk and also orange juice
i love mcdonalds, good time, great taste
and i get them all in one place
...
you want that to go?
::chortle::
Fuck, the Internet makes it difficult for me to show off my cranium sponge.
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