Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Online Training Tools

I wanted to take a quick second to plug two online training tools you might find useful if you're working out, swimming, or just a huge tool.



The first is UberHuge, a lovely little tool written by Feld Alum Hunter Daley. Uberhuge is designed to log and manage your workouts and any dietary supplements you might be taking. It's like a personal trainer, only it doesn't call and cancel on you 7 days in a row. (Bitter much Alpha John?) It's a neat tool, and the author is fun to drink with.



The second is Dynoswim, a database of swim workouts that you can draw from or add to. While I've never gotten drunk with Dean and Josh, they were very interested to find out where I found out about Dynoswim (the message boards on the US Masters Swimming website), and were quick to make changes based on some feedback I gave them. Very cool guys, very nice site.

Sony Ericsson announces my new mobile phone


Finally! I've been waiting for months for someone to announce a new cell phone that doesn't make me yawn.

The fine folks at Sony Ericsson are releasing new versions of the K800 and K790 with a 3.2 megapixel camera on it (including a feature called BestPic where is snaps nine pics at once -- you keep the best) and a built in connector for Blogger.

!!!

This phone makes my boy parts go up and down. Totally boner-ific.

Your Kaitain Update

For those of you itching for an update...

: : cricket : : : : cricket : :

  • I was able to get Apache up and running last night and all the virtual hosts happy as little clams. The httpd.conf never was so clean.

  • I migrated the Perl Modules required to make my mod_perl sites run over from the busted drives last night. My sites are running outside of the chroot jails, but need to be fixed to run inside of them. Considering how I program, that's going to take a minute.

  • DNS for eisenschmidt.com has propogated, and I'm beginning the slow task of making .COM the primary source for everything, with .NET and .ORG as squatters.

  • Since it generates so many questions, and hasn't made sense since 1999 when I registered .ORG, I may drop 'jweisen' as my handle and change it to something more fitting. Stay turned for that unexciting bit of madness.


To Do:

  • Get Wireless back up and running in the house

  • Move Kaitain back into the rack under UPS power

  • Backup scripts (backups at all) and get cron jobs back in place


I may need to take time off of work for this, it's like a full time job.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Unfortunately for us, George Michael makes news

: : sigh : :

When Google News said "George looked 'out of it'", I was hoping that the Washington Times had finally caught on to the fakeness of our Cyborg-Muppet President.

Sadly, the news is much gayer than that.

George Michael, of "men's room entrapment" fame (because neither his time in Wham! nor his rendition of "Last Christmas" merit celebrity status), was arrested this weekend after being found slumped over in the driver's seat of his Range Rover. It's possible all the pot and GHB he was found with had something to do with that, but I'm more concerned about them finding porn and sex toys in his trunk:

Police allegedly found a collection of pornographic material such as sex toys and masks in the boot of the singer's Range Rover, the Sun reported.

Michael has previously admitted to smoking cannabis to overcome depression and as a source of inspiration for his music.


Brother, in case you haven't heard your catalog, I don't think there is enough pot in South America to lift your spirits...that dog shit career of yours is un-fuckwithable.

Gluing Humpty-Kaitain Back Together Again

Thanks to George Email and DNS are back up and running. I just corrected some WHOIS errors that were causing eisenschmidt.com not to work correctly and updating some contact information on a few of the domains (which I thought I fixed nine months ago).

Today I'm working to get all the websites back up, which is turning into a bigger deal than it should (most likely because 100% of my coffee is still in my cup and not in my tummy). Now that I've got a patched raidframe kernel and I can mount my old drives, the "big deal" is no longer getting the data, it's getting all the sloppy programming I've done to behave in an Apache chroot.

And Kirsten just walked in and gave me the pony I've always wanted. How random is that?

Sunday, February 26, 2006

There's a bug in my raidframe, dear Liza dear Liza


Date: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:38:18 -0500
From: John Eisenschmidt
To: Pedro Martelletto
Subject: Re: raid(4) users, please test this

Pedro,

FYI, I was having ongoing panics running raidframe on 3.2. Rebooting after the panic would work for a while until this past Friday when rebooting no longer fixed the problem. I built a 3.8 machine with raidframe and attached the drives from my 3.2 box and it still caused them to panic. This patch did however fix the problem, so I would suggest moving this over into -STABLE for 3.9.

Thanks,
John

----- Pedro Martelletto wrote: -----
> It'd be greatly appreciated if raid(4) users could test the diff below.
> If anyone needs more information as to what it does, please don't
> hesitate in contacting me privately.
>
> -p.
>
> Index: rf_openbsdkintf.c
> ===================================================================
> RCS file: /cvs/src/sys/dev/raidframe/rf_openbsdkintf.c,v
> retrieving revision 1.27
> diff -u -r1.27 rf_openbsdkintf.c
> --- rf_openbsdkintf.c 28 Nov 2004 02:47:14 -0000 1.27
> +++ rf_openbsdkintf.c 14 Sep 2005 16:52:01 -0000
> @@ -2596,18 +2596,15 @@
> void
> rf_close_component(RF_Raid_t *raidPtr, struct vnode *vp, int auto_configured)
> {
> - struct proc *p;
> -
> - if ((p = raidPtr->engine_thread) == NULL)
> - p = curproc;
> + struct proc *p = curproc;
>
> if (vp != NULL) {
> if (auto_configured == 1) {
> - VOP_CLOSE(vp, FREAD | FWRITE, NOCRED, p);
> + /* component was opened by rf_find_raid_components() */
> + VOP_CLOSE(vp, FREAD | FWRITE, NOCRED, NULL);
> vrele(vp);
> } else {
> - if (VOP_ISLOCKED(vp))
> - VOP_UNLOCK(vp, 0, p);
> + /* component was opened by raidlookup() */
> (void) vn_close(vp, FREAD | FWRITE, p->p_ucred, p);
> }
> } else {


References: | [1] | [2] |

Big, big, big ups to George for helping me out with this. He still needs to pick out his iPod.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

AN OPEN APOLOGY TO CHEMESTRY

Dear Chemestry,

I'm sorry I had to drop you my Junior Year of high school. I wasn't sad to see you go, I couldn't even tell the difference between hot glass and cold glass.

It is my ignorance that I apologize for, as there is no excuse for not understanding the sciece of chocolate chip cookies.

I am so ashamed of myself.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Think happy thoughts

Imagine if you were standing on the corner of 14th Street and Constitution Avenue in DC, surrounded by bustling tourists with the Washington Monument in the corner of your eye. While you're standing and waiting for the traffic light to change so you can cross the street, your kid pulls away from you and runs into the street only to be struck by an idiot cab driver.

I feel like I just watched my child get hit by a fuck-face cabby.



kernel panic

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

FELD: If only your former employer was as sketchy as mine

Russ, one of the guys who used to work for me, dug up Sparshott / Feld & Check Smith appeal in honor of the lockdown going on at FELD. For the next two weeks, the building is on lockdown while one of the many lawsuits is being tried.

I'll let the decision speak for itself, and interject along the way:

Shan Sparshott and Charles Smith were both employees of Feld Entertainment, Inc., the operator of the Ringling Bros. circus. Smith was the Chief Financial Officer, a board member, and a minority shareholder; his responsibilities included management of firm security. Sparshott worked in the travel office. In 1993 the two began a romantic relationship; early in 1994 Shan Sparshott moved out of the home that she and her daughter Morgan had shared with her husband Tracy Sparshott and into a house for which Smith paid the rent.

Let me also add that Chuck Smith was the architect of Disney on Ice. Without Smith, it's quite likely that Feld would have never gotten into bed with the Mouse and subsequently paid Disney $250 million dollars in royalties since 1981.

In 1994 Sparshott found two recording devices under her
bed and connected to the phone jack. The discovery did not
itself tell her that it was Smith who was wiretapping her, but
was clearly evidence of a violation by someone. When Spar-
shott told Smith about this equipment, Smith suggested that
it was Tracy Sparshott, her ex-husband. Soon after that, she
enlisted Smith's help in wiretapping her ex-husband, her
daughter, and her nanny, and he provided equipment strik-
ingly similar to the recording devices she had found under the
bed. In 1995, picking up a suit of Smith's at the cleaner's,
she found in the suit an audiotape of her business conversa-
tions from work. According to Sparshott's own testimony,
Smith admitted making this recording but promised not to do
it again. This find gave her actual notice that Smith had been wiretapping her, as well as added reason to suspect his
denial of the earlier recording. Later in 1995 or 1996,
Sparshott found a recording device attached to the home
office phone. Smith admitted owning the recording device
but claimed he was simply taping his own business calls.
Altogether, the evidence of wiretapping gave Sparshott good
reason to be skeptical of Smith's explanations and promises.

[...]

In addition, Sparshott had substantial evidence that Smith
was spying on her in other ways. Starting after she had first
moved into a house separate from her husband, Sparshott
several times noticed that someone was following her, and in
January 1997 confirmed that the shadow had been hired by
Smith. She confronted Smith and demanded that he get
counseling. In early 1996, Sparshott discovered five video
cameras hidden inside her house. Smith responded to her
inquiries by saying that the cameras were part of a security
mechanism to protect their house from burglary; but he had
told her nothing about the video cameras earlier, even though
it was she and her daughter who lived in the house. For a
reasonable person these events would surely undermine
Smith's explanations, denials and promise to quit wiretapping
her.

Finally, in 1996, Sparshott's ex-husband, a police detective,
warned her that Smith was tapping her home and office lines.
He even had her sign an affidavit acknowledging that he had
told her of Smith's wiretapping. Though entitled to discount
her ex-husband's testimony to some extent (the marital
break-up was not a harmonious one, and active custody
disputes lingered), the fact that Mr. Sparshott was a decorat-
ed police detective and that he went so far as to have her
make an affidavit should have given her notice that she
needed to have this situation investigated. Her own actions
indicate that she at least took him somewhat seriously. As a
result of Mr. Sparshott's statement, she began leaving her
office to use a payphone to call him.

If you continue reading, you will see the $500,000 judgement in favor of Sparshott was overturned on this appeal. The chaos that Chuck Smith caused, however, continues in the Pottker Lawsuit:

On a gloomy Veterans Day in 1998, Janice Pottker answered an unexpected knock on the door of her home in Potomac, Md., a woodsy, upscale suburb of Washington. Standing there was a man she'd never seen before, a private detective who introduced himself as Tim Tieff. He told Pottker, a freelance writer married to a senior government official, that he had a discreet message from Charles F. Smith, a former top executive with Feld Entertainment, owner of the Ringling Brothers-Barnum & Bailey Circuses, Disney Shows on Ice, and other subsidiaries that make it the largest live entertainment company in the world.

[...]

Over lunch, Smith recounted a campaign of surveillance and dirty tricks Feld had unleashed on her in the wake of her 1990 magazine piece in the now-defunct Regardie's magazine. Feld, he said, had hired people to manipulate her whole life over the past eight years. Feld had spent a lot of money on it, he said. He may have even tried to destroy her marriage. In fact, Pottker would eventually learn of a massive dirty tricks operation, involving former CIA officials and operatives, that would target Ringling enemies such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and other groups, not just Pottker.

For proof, he told her to go to federal court in Alexandria, Va., and look at a suit he had filed against Ken Feld. In that suit, she would find an affidavit from a man named Clair George with attachments. Those, he told her, are all about you.

And then Smith left.

The next day, Jan Pottker and her husband went to the Colonial-style courthouse in Alexandria and asked for Smith vs. Feld, civil action case number 98-357-A. They opened the files and found the affidavit Smith had described.

"My name is Clair E. George," it began. "I was the deputy director for operations (DDO) of the Central Intelligence Agency from July 1984 through December 1987 during which time I was responsible for the CIA's covert operations worldwide." In 1990, when Pottker's article was published, George declared, he was "a paid consultant to Feld Entertainment and its affiliates on international issues."

The theme of "old men playing spy vs. spy" continues in the PETA trial:

4:34 p.m. August 31, 2005 | McLEAN, Va. – A judge sanctioned six lawyers representing the owners of the Ringling Bros. circus and ordered them to pay $51,000 in fines to the animal-rights group PETA for contempt of court and other violations.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sued Vienna, Va.-based Feld Entertainment, which produces the circus, more than four years ago, claiming Feld ran an extensive corporate espionage campaign against it. PETA alleged Feld paid millions of dollars to a former top CIA operative to help run its spy operation.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate PETA, but I have seen the invoices and cancelled checks on this one. It's one thing to defend your company against your enemies, but don't expect me to write a cheer:

Ready? Ok
FELD owns the circus, they make it so great
But the crunchy folks at PETA got nothing but hate
So some creepy men who worked at FELD, after they cursed
Made up a fake campaign they dubbed "Putting People First"
Through Richlin Consultants, they funneled some cash
To hire plants to work at PETA that busted their ass
To steal the PETA mailing list cause they were so mean
And use that list to feed the Circus propaganda machine

Incidentally, that machine still runs in full force to this day.

I remember reading that Salon article when I started working there, and thinking that it had to be 10% fact and 90% artistic license. After working there for three years, the things I've read like that Salon article are anything but far fetched. I'm probably lucky that I just got screwed out of money, and wasn't a target to have my life ruined (I'm not nearly important enough).

I will say it again, I miss that place like AIDS.

One Ingredient in Google's "Secret Sauce"

Google's marketing likes to tout their proprietary search algorithms as their "secret sauce", with over 150 ingredients. Har har har.

Apparently, one of those ingredients is the word "embattled":