Joey and Erin put together a lil' birthday field trip into DC for Kim's 25th birthday. We pre-gamed at Erin's a little too long, then took the Metro from Springfield into Adam's Morgan. While logistically it wasn't the best choice, Joey saved the day by bringing a water bottle filled with vodka and cranberry. I thought the funniest part was all five girls using the bathroom at the Pentagon Metro in 5 minutes (since Metro doesn't like people using their bathrooms, and I lied about how long they had).
The ginormous slice of pizza at the end was tasty, and thankfully Bo came so I wasn't the only guy there.
In short, the evening started like this:
turn into this:
and ended like this:
I haven't slept a hangover like that off in years.
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