Facebook presents: George Mason's Class of 2011

President's Park is the freshman housing at Mason, and apparently now has its own Facebook Group:

The rooming people of GMu are sending e-mails out starting today informing everybody of your roommates and such things :)

The "rooming" people...?

I wonder how these scamps feel about this exciting life change they're about to embark on. Let's ask lil' Alexander Barrett:

Well thats good... cops wont notice anything about me because I'm just gonna be drunk 100% of the time. It's when I'm sober that you have to be suspicious

Oh Alex...we expect great things from you. We'll check in later and see how you're doing in your academic endevors!