All the bids are in and the winning bidder has been revealed: Aston Martin is being bought by LVMH Moet Hennessy Louis Vuitton SA, the French luxury goods consortium that produces upper-crust products ranging from leather trunks and wallets to champagne and cognac...and now exotic luxury sports cars, too.
Attention all rappers: sell your Gallardo, turn in your Benz, and give away you 'Slade. Every new Aston Martin will come with a Louis Vuitton man-bag filled with Hennessy.
If only it came with bitches...
Apparently it's bunk