Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Dating Season 2004 comes to a close

I had a conversation with Joey over the weekend about dating season, and we came to the conclusion that my 2006 Dating Season had never really started because my 2004 Dating Season was still in progress. Virginia and I discussed that notion last night over six or seven pints of Rock Bottom's finest microbrew, and she agreed.

With that, I hearby declare that the 2004 Dating Season is at an end, as is the 2005 season. Contest Alpha John is hearby DQ'ed for both years and forefits any national rankings.

With that, ladies and gentleman, please join me in welcoming the official (albeit late) opening of the Alpha John's 2006 Dating Season.



Perhaps I should start with my new friend:

2 comments:

Mike said...

Congrats on the official start! However, I question the third date stance, though. Not a very aggressive beginning to dating season. But I guess you might be trying to emphasize the 'dating' part. As I recall, that usually works better anyway. You can always kick into overdrive and move to first date if the going gets tough and the selection becomes thin.

Anonymous said...

I think you should ask yourself this before really starting in Dating Season '06: You really need all your pants today?

No pants usually makes for a BIG season, let me tell you. ~J