1) That I put on a sock with a hole in the toe this morning?
2) That I have worn this sock several times since finding this hole, and continue to wash it and wear it?
3) That, when coming back from lunch today with my toe poking through said hole, I first thought "I need to throw these socks out" which was immediately followed up with "...or I could darn it".
Who the fuck darns socks anymore?
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