Half Pony / Half Monkey Monsters

I know I'm not discovering the wheel here, but Jonathan Coulton may have written the funniest song lyrics ever in Skullcrusher Mountain:

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Both Google Images:



and Jonathan's Blog show examples that his song has been a muse for:



The idea of ruining ponies is diabolically enlightened. Think of all the little girls waiting in line to ride the ponies, but alas they never will.