First, thanks to all the well-wishers. It's nice that so many people remember, especially when I always forget their birthdays.
Now, if you're wondering what to get me, here are some suggestions.
An all expenses paid foam rave in Ibiza:
An adorable squat mammal (chocolate lab):
Or, for my house to be done, and Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers to be my new roommates:
Any of those three would be great.
If you'd like to join the festivities, Joey sent out one of her famous Evites yesterday.
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