Bank of America has this swell new feature for their online banking called Site Key, where it shows you a silly picture if it recognizes your computer. The idea, of course, is to ease your mind that you're not a victim of Phishing, but none the less it's retarded.
Luckily, I am much more retarded than Site Key:
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that was a plug.
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