Dog Tags

If you're in the military and you're wearing them, either you just finished "maneuvers" and forgot to take them off or you're showing off.

If you're not in the military and you're wearing real dog tags, you're either a wanna be, you're fronting to get laid, or you're just a gi-normous tool.

If you're not in the military and you're wearing dog tags with a Nike Swish where your biographical information should be, I have no doubt that your kid-touching ass will enjoy prison rape.

Who wears fake dog tags with a Nike Swish on them? I am epithet-less.