Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Science finally explains my relationship problems

From Forbes of all places:

Lesbians react differently to the powerful sexual chemicals called pheromones than heterosexual women do, a new Swedish study finds.

However, lesbians don't respond to pheromones in exactly the same way as heterosexual men do, said study author Dr. Ivanka Savic, an associate professor of clinical neuroscience at the Stockholm Brain Institute.

Is it possible that I just produce the wrong kind of pheromones? Can I get my scent gland removed like a ferret?

But the entire fascinating article is succinctly summarized:

The new research suggests that "female sexuality is quite different than male sexuality," he said.

And in other news, the sky is blue.


Annie said...

Women smell.

Anonymous said...

Britney Spears is pregnant again, a fact she confirms on Letterman tonight according to the AP. Do you think her pheromones are special for scumbags like K-Fed or just special because she's a skank?

And what do kitties smell like?

Love you - J