Monday, May 29, 2006

torturing girls on craigslist

via my secret, sexy gmail address...

CLtramp: i'm sorry, but if you want a girl to actually reply it helps if you sound like a nice person and not a mean jerk..... just a little advice.
theAlphaJohn: but then i'd be lying, and what girl wants to ride a liar like a painted pony?
CLtramp: true i won't fuck an asshole. I will only have sex with guys who are fun
and nice.
theAlphaJohn: which, if you got to know me, you'd realize i am fun and nice. just ask my married fuck buddy
CLtramp: that was a joke right?
theAlphaJohn: bend over i'll show you
CLtramp: well i am going to bed now. good night and good luck
theAlphaJohn: good night to you then. and try not to roll over, lest skinny be dead


Annie said...

Gross. You need a new hobby.

Mike said...

There's just so much depth to your humor, I fear it's lost on most mortals.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with Annie completely. This should be your full time job. I'm STILL laughing. LOL Love you! ~J