Plums are in the air

theAlphaJohn: campus is dripping with honeys today
Mike: Oooo la la!
theAlphaJohn: i love when it's a nice day and i can smell them
theAlphaJohn: i kept walking by this girl in the hall today, she smelled like plums
Mike: and, you're not a girl?
Mike: sounds awfully flowery.
theAlphaJohn: fuck no
theAlphaJohn: i'm a plum-o-vore
theAlphaJohn: i devour on sight
Mike: ok, sold.
theAlphaJohn: particularly when i'm old enough to buy them beer