theAlphaJohn: Are you going to see Oakenfold?
George: crap, i forgot this was coming up. you down?
theAlphaJohn: yeah. BTW (cause Kristin and i were just looking at it):
Gum, Glow Sticks, and/or Audio/Video Recorders Are Not Permitted
DRESS CODE: DRESS SMART.
Dress to Impress - No Athletic wear, no rugged wear, no boots, no timberlands, no hats, no sneakers, no shorts, no flip-flops, and no baggy jeans.
George: it's like they just kicked me out. shit.
theAlphaJohn: remember how much shit that hooker who worked the door at avalon gave you?
George: yeah, i'd have to find my shoes.
theAlphaJohn: i promise not to tell hollister. i wouldn't want you to lose your endorsement deal.
George: i had to google that.
theAlphaJohn: Why? You lived it.
George: i am uber retarded.
theAlphaJohn: lol. prob just too much time on myspace clickity-clicking for little anime-fangirls to worship you
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