Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:29:21 -0500
Subject: Eric Pfeiffer in the center square
While Eric is a swell guy, it's starting to feel like the 80s again when every night I'd pray that Jim J. Bullock was on gone (or on vacation) so someone who wasn't so snide could fill that covetted position.
I'm sure Fox News is wishing they had a well-written, successful young (white) blogger who could come over and wrap the news for them. It's not fair for us to keep him all to ourselves. We could even replace him with someone slightly more conserative than our dear ass-hat analogizing Wonkette. How about House Rep. Burney Sanders? He's a socialst, and red is a color you can wear year round.
It looks like I'm getting my wish.