Thursday, January 19, 2006

A Bitching Blogger is Never Attractive

I finally decided to send a comment to Wonkette regarding the temporary lineup change:

Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:29:21 -0500
From: theAlphaJohn
To: tips@wonkette.com
Subject: Eric Pfeiffer in the center square

While Eric is a swell guy, it's starting to feel like the 80s again when every night I'd pray that Jim J. Bullock was on gone (or on vacation) so someone who wasn't so snide could fill that covetted position.

I'm sure Fox News is wishing they had a well-written, successful young (white) blogger who could come over and wrap the news for them. It's not fair for us to keep him all to ourselves. We could even replace him with someone slightly more conserative than our dear ass-hat analogizing Wonkette. How about House Rep. Burney Sanders? He's a socialst, and red is a color you can wear year round.

It looks like I'm getting my wish.

2 comments:

thecardaddy said...

may i count the many spelling errors on this email?

for someone who can write code to run the entire goddamned planet, can't you just run spell-checker once so i don't have a jewy nervous breakdown every time i read your postings???

bitter spelling police jew andrew

the Alpha John said...

You start reading and writing your email in a Unix shell, and you too can have all the spelling mistakes you like.