Enterprise just called me to tell me that when my rental originally went out that USAA told them I had no limit, but that they got a notice from USAA that my rental coverage was only $600 and that we had exceeded that by $400.
I just got off the phone with Wendy at USAA -- who sounded like I interrupted her lunch of chicken-flavored fries from BK with a large grape drink -- and she told me my car will be ready TOMORROW. It's like the text message I sent to Jew Andrew:
Oh no! Look out Jew Drew.
A Gold Dodge Stratus is a rollin up on you.
For real, yo.