Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Curse of the Gold Stratus

Enterprise just called me to tell me that when my rental originally went out that USAA told them I had no limit, but that they got a notice from USAA that my rental coverage was only $600 and that we had exceeded that by $400.

I just got off the phone with Wendy at USAA -- who sounded like I interrupted her lunch of chicken-flavored fries from BK with a large grape drink -- and she told me my car will be ready TOMORROW. It's like the text message I sent to Jew Andrew:

Oh no! Look out Jew Drew.
A Gold Dodge Stratus is a rollin up on you.

For real, yo.


thecardaddy said...

well, i'll be curious to see how many different shades of blue a WRX can be.

yours truly, jew andrew

Anonymous said...

The chicken fries and grape drink comment made me crack up! G-spOt