Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Calculus is known to cause bipolar disorder

While I was at lunch today, I decided that I'm going to get a tutor and have them come and tutor me Monday, Wednesday, and Friday every single week this semester until I have earned my D in Calculus.

I mistakenly started looking on Craigslist and found this ad:

Get real results w/ an Experienced MATH TUTOR
Reply to:
Date: 2006-01-08, 1:28PM EST

Need a MATH TUTOR? I tutor all levels K-12, and college.

I specialize in:

Algebra, Trigonometry, Geometry, Pre-Calculus, Calculus

I have over 6 years of experience in tutoring,
I am a relatively young tutor (good for younger children), I have an engineering degree, and an MBA (good for more adult courses).

**I guarantee results!**

Last minute? NO Problem! Way behind? No Problem!

* this is in or around MD/DC
* yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Good for younger children? I expect creepy in Casual Encounters -- that's just nuts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why go to Craig's list??? There's some crazy guy out there looking for a ninja master, I mean come on. Bad Steve, bad.....4th down. Just pay some fucking ori-asia dude to take your final so you can get a C and be down wif dat shizzle.