Wednesday, January 25, 2006

"Go Alpha John, it's your birthday", sang former 2 Live Crew Frontman Luther Campbell

Mom's cookie bouquet arrived this morning. My cousin Joey sent me a text message, my sister sent me an e-card and an email, and my parents also called me this morning (to see if the cookies arrived). All of you haters who are still at Feld better recognize, the cookie bouquet be chillin in Patriot Circle now.

On the Feld front, Michael has been wishing me Happy Birthday since last week, Lien sent me an email, and Ninja Jason checked in this morning.
Ninja Jason: happy birthday
theAlphaJohn: thank you, butterstick
theAlphaJohn: you know what you're missing today?
Ninja Jason: what's that?
theAlphaJohn: cookie bouquet
Ninja Jason: lol
theAlphaJohn: exactly
theAlphaJohn: what did you get me?
Ninja Jason: a baby panda-doodle
theAlphaJohn: can i smother it?
Ninja Jason: sure
Ninja Jason: and eat it
theAlphaJohn: yum!
theAlphaJohn: here's what im wondering though jason, maybe you can help
theAlphaJohn: what kind of gravy goes with pandadoodle?
Ninja Jason: yeti

Several of my lady friends have already checked in:
From: Susann Miller
To: theAlphaJohn
Subject: RE: your mail
Date: Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:00:10 -0600

I honestly don't think I can live without my BB.

-----Original Message-----
To: Susann Miller
From: theAlphaJohn
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:36 AM
Subject: Re: your mail

----- Miller, Susann wrote: -----
> Happy birthday! At least according to outlook?

Aww...Outlook remembered. ;)

> --------------------------
> Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld

Not for much longer... :)

Susann, Meredith, even Michael's slice Georgette shot me a note this morning. Annie took me to dinner last night after my slack-ass swim class (not hers). George emailed me and asked when we can go out to dinner, I think we're going tonight after swimming, maybe shoot some stick after that.

I'm not used to all this attention, but like the saying goes "live it up, sinner".


Annie said...

Happy birthday...again.

Let the record show that I got to say it first last night. I rule.

Anonymous said...

If you smother that panda-doodle and eat it with Yeti Gravy, I'll never speak to you again.

Loch Ness Gravy would go SO much better. Boobrie Blood makes betetr gravy.. if you can get rid of the feathers.

Love you! ~Little Joey

All the Steve's in the world said...

Hey dude, happy fucking birthday!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I left you a b-day message but obviously you don't care! G-spOt

P.S. Wright Dog and Georgette make a cute couple.